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Plunder of the Fantasia
Love-Letters from the SouthSide of Aphasia
Created on 2006-02-25 03:24:47 (#9613286), last updated 2009-07-07
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Basic Info| Name: | volondoinyaface |
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BioOriginally, I was forced in to this account by a beautiful belly dancer and her twinkling eyes...so really, force isn't the right word. Coerced, perhaps.
I was born on the tundra, my valentines are made of frostbitten reindeer hearts. My mother named me Moses, but people mostly call me Miz Fynebooty, or, if we're whispering, Prisonface. I lie for fun to strangers, and feed my dogs their short bursts of laughter. My dogs are fat and happy, and for the most part, so am I.
Said of me earlier tonight: "sometimes I think your mother should have dipped your fists in molten diamonds, because you are so hard." Tell me that's not love, suckas! But really, let's not take ourselves too seriously, shall we?
I was born on the tundra, my valentines are made of frostbitten reindeer hearts. My mother named me Moses, but people mostly call me Miz Fynebooty, or, if we're whispering, Prisonface. I lie for fun to strangers, and feed my dogs their short bursts of laughter. My dogs are fat and happy, and for the most part, so am I.
Said of me earlier tonight: "sometimes I think your mother should have dipped your fists in molten diamonds, because you are so hard." Tell me that's not love, suckas! But really, let's not take ourselves too seriously, shall we?
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